My girlfriend first cucked me and then bought a gay monster dildo

I recently checked a cam model that looked just like Anissa Kate. Hell, my girlfriend just bought a gay monster dildo that looks just like that of his most favorite black pornostar.

I have this marvelous capacity that I never get exhausted or tired after fucking but cucking makes me tired as fuck and believe me, I have been a cuck and to your surprise, to a gay guy. I know a man who gets tired as fuck only if he fucks his wife every third night and that’s when I come into the picture and into his house. Once when I was fucking this bitch in my own house, my girlfriend caught me in the act and that’s when she cuckolded me with this gay dude with a 10 inch long cock. It is funny how the term boobytrapped’s meaning has been changed completely in the recent times.

Czech girls mostly have nice asses and boobs and the case is no different with my girlfriend. If you have never fucked your curvy Czech girlfriend with her glasses on, do it now.

It is no surprise that many women turn into full-time camgirls after a divorce but that is never going to happen with me as I am never going to marry ever.

I know a guy whose dick got shortened due to a disease after the marriage. He started fucking his wife in the missionary or doggystyle position only because he was now too small for her. But, that is not the end of the story, penis pump came into the picture and saved his marriage, he can now fuck his wife in the cowgirl position again and have all the fun. He claims that he literally felt that his wife wanted to divorce him just because of that.

Aliens also prefer to masturbate to their favorite porno rather than having sex with their partners

A nice pleasurable long wank is a huge accomplishment any day, especially if you do it to your favorite porno film.

I have a somewhat crazy friend who believes that having long hair and beard increases your sexual energy. I don’t know how true it is but this guy himself keeps his hair and beard long and keeps wanking to his favorite porn all the time.

Another friend of mine believes that a handjob is superior to a blowjob any day. This friend of mine gets uncontrollably horny after drinking whisky or coffee and has a huge appetite for Amazon MILFs.

I personally do not understand that why some women with marvelous mountains like to hide them while some others cannot get enough of flaunting them around.

I personally believe that if it weren’t for the advanced pornography and contraceptive methods, the human race would have gone extinct long ago.

I say to all those who believe that wanking and porn are just for the basement prowlers, go do a reality check.

I recently committed a couple of surveys on different discord and slack chatrooms where I discovered that 80% of the men still care more about the boobs than ass. It really seems like that it is a myth that more men have turned from boobs-men to ass-men in the past couple of decades than ever before.

I used to masturbate all the time when I used to work at the farm in my ancestral village but I do it very rarely since I came to the big city that I have been living in now for years.

I recently had a dream about one undiscovered planet in the universe where they give birth to the young ones through masturbation only and these aliens produce only one sperm cell during each ejaculation. They looked just like us.

There is a lot of development and advancement going on in the sex doll industry and you can’t deny it

The rise of Tinder has had no effect on the porn watchers or escort lovers but it definitely increased the sales of female sex doll by showing to the men that they are better off fucking a good looking sex doll than fucking some stranger that they met on Tinder and get a STD.

I personally hate the term ‘serious fucking’, because I believe that if fucking becomes serious, what shall we be left with? I can only picture a sight of violent and enforced sex when I hear or read the term ‘serious fucking’.

One of my good friends jokes that there will be sex wars in the future, the battalions that will be able to fuck for longer will come up as winners. This crazy friend of mine tells me that he once had a dream that Taliban was teaching their young men in a way to sharp shoot the ejaculation in the opponent’s eye and blind him/her. He also claims that they now deliberately let the homosexual and females in the army otherwise the army was getting so sexually suppressed that there could have been none left there, especially the descendants of the veterans were among the first one to leave.

I believe that porn and sex dolls are responsible for lesser marriages in the modern times and hence lesser divorces and also more happiness throughout the world.

I wonder all the time what the stripping and strip poles in the future be like. There is no denying that there will be stripper dolls as well just like there are such advanced sex dolls now and they will really be able to replace the original.