Watching Stockings Porn Videos for a couple of days straight made me ‘Extra-Creative’

I have been on a big boobs stockings porn videos spree for a couple of days now and jerking-off to those videos really made me extremely creative and here I vent out some of that creativity in the form of a parody song:-

“See them walking with finger in each other’s pussy across the bridge all night

Tits juggling as the lights flashing and yes they’re so tight

I really wish they had four of those

Every straight dude is having a check, a check

And I sense her pussy getting all wet and that ass is so fine.

Tits on Film, Tits on Film, Tits on Film, Tits on Film.

Olive oil all over her boobs as she’s about to take a shower

Mixed with the shower water is her squirt and she cries

The edging man is about to cum since she saw her hair and that’s not fair

And she wonders why her panties smell like semen again.

Tits on Film (2 of those), Tits on Film

Tits on Film (picture perfect), Tits on Film.

Wide hips just like Xev Bellringer

Pussy pumping live heat and near is a wire

Let me take one last glimpse of those boobs so tight so that I can choke my chicken and make my sheet white

She really gives me shudders, makes me wank way too far.

Tits on Film (Those are bigger than you can imagine), Tits on Film

Tits on Film (My dick is getting stiffer), Tits on Film

Tits on Film (See you together), Tits on Film

Tits on Film (Those are getting fatter), Tits on Film

Tits on Film (What ya lactating), Tits on Film.”

Tits on Film, a parody to the English Band – Duran Duran’s 1981 song ‘Girls on Film’

My 6-month Pregnant Hooker Girlfriend rides me every night like a maniac

My current girlfriend is a hooker who claims that she never liked sex before she started fucking for the money. She used to wait for her ex-husband to finish it as quickly as possible, but now she can never get enough of riding a dick. She also provides free sessions and huge discounts to her regular clients, quite often.

She believes that some of the seafood is great for the libido of both men and the women, while some is quite the opposite, rest all is quite neutral. She adds that the myth that all seafood is great for the libido is a mere myth.

She is friends with several Mongol immigrant women in the city, who are also hookers. She is a great fan of the Mongol women’s sexual prowess. She said to me more than a couple of times that the Mongol women don’t like it until it’s too rough. She says that the day is not far when the Mongol women will be the greatest sensations in the hardcore porn industry.

She was in her 20s in the so-called roaring nineties and she says that the roaring nineties wren’t so roaring when it came to the sexual action. She claims that as much as 40% of her clients she met regularly used to have an erectile dysfunction.

She is 6-month pregnant and she rides her clients and myself nonetheless. Herself and me fuck so great that we have been thinking about recording some of our upcoming sexual session videos and upload it on Pregnant Porn websites.

After we are done fucking, she loves to insert a cigar in her pussy full of my semen and then smoke it. I love to see her butt-naked smoking my dick and cigar. I have a fetish to see her sucking both my cock and her cigar simultaneously, but she wouldn’t agree, she is scared that she will end up hurting me or herself doing it, but I have been trying to convince her nonetheless.

Hermaphrodites love to watch Cuckquean Porn too

I believe that there should be a full-fledged Canada vs USA war in the porn industry, which will make the porn of all sorts, including the cuckquean porn way better.

I personally believe that the United States has a huge variety of chicks in the porn industry, but the Canadian female pornstars are way better in general. Take Sunny Leone, Meana Wolf, Shanda Fay as examples.

I was once told by a trophy wife that hard-working chicks land a career job, sex-loving chicks end up becoming the boss of the company. This statement really made me think and believe that not enjoying the greatest gift by god – ‘sex’, really makes up for a horrible punishment, which I believe till date. Take Jesus of Nazareth for example, how badly did the God punish him for staying a celibate throughout his life, if he enjoyed a good poontang every night just like the rest of the ‘Chosen Ones’ were doing during that era, he would have really enjoy the Kingdom of God, both in the human life and afterlife as well. But he decided to do everything opposite of the way it was meant to be.

I sometimes doubt that Jesus of Nazareth aka the Jesus Christ was a Hermaphrodite, but I have no proof to make this claim, which doesn’t let me take my belief any further. I have been trying my best to collect enough proofs to make this belief of mine a popular one.

Lottery Winner fucks his Mom-in-Law and Sis-in-Law, just like you would see in XXX Videos

I know a dude who won a huge amount in lottery and spent it all on hookers.

This dude always gets an UTI whenever he doesn’t wash his dick after having some poontang. He also suffers with POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome) and for that very reason, he always tries to not cum although finds it hard, especially when his woman is too hot to handle.

He claims that the POIS symptoms are at their worst whenever he cums within less than 15 minutes. He says that the longer he lasts, the less he feels the symptoms of POIS.

He claims to know Elon Musk very well. He never gets tired of repeating that the Tesla cars could have been much better if Elon Musk spent more time managing Tesla and lesser time looking for fresh chicks to spend some good time with.

He is happily married and told me that the first thing that his wife took in the ass was a wire, while she was still a virgin and she really hated the feeling. She likes anal sex though, but hates putting sex toys in her ass.

He always says that his wife is one of a kind, a special version, who was also a special virgin till their first night. Both husband and wife never get tired of bragging that she followed chastity till her wedding night.

He claims to have fucked each and every hot woman belonging to his wife’s entire family just like you would see in XXX Videos, and he claims that his wife has no idea about that. He brags that his wife till date thinks that he never cheated on her.

Father didn’t want to see his son fucking his stepmom on Chaturbate Cams with his 10 inch long cock, so he found him a girlfriend

I have a very good friend whose father didn’t know that the son was a freak and even doubtful that he is asexual until he started dating an ebony BBW. The father also didn’t know that his son had a 10 inch long cock until he himself got lucky with that very same ebony BBW after she broke up with his son and came to his house to take some notes, as they both studied at the same language school. The son was not at home, so the father took the BBW all for himself and after doing her a couple of times, asked her “Who is better? Me or my son?” She frankly told him that the son is better and he even has a 10 inches long cock. The father was too happy and both worried at the same time after hearing it, as the son was single, and he had a hot and kinky stepmom at home, whom the father didn’t trust at all. So, he did all he could to find his son a girlfriend, which he successfully could within a couple of weeks after trying very hard.

This current girlfriend of son loves him so much that she even learnt to ballet dance just for his sake, so that she could make her body flexible enough for him to enjoy all the positions that he wants to have with her.

They both also perform regularly on Chaturbate Cams with their masks on. He never told me that, but I know him for so long, he cannot hide his identity from me, especially when I know that he has a rare 10 inches long cock that he brags stays stiff as a rock almost all the times.

SEO Agency Owner from Hiroshima claims that he knows as much about the porn industry as he does about the IM industry

I have a Japanese friend from the Hiroshima City, who has been running a SEO Agency for over past 14 years in the Hiroshima City now. He named his SEO agency after the game of Chess from the very beginning because he has been obsessed with the game since very childhood.

This friend of mine claims to have ranked over 250, 000 keywords on the first page of the Google and other search engines till date. He brags that himself and his agency never failed to rank the keyword of a client.

He also owns one of the most popular auto blogs in the Japan, which really has some great posts. I don’t understand the Japanese language, but I read quite a few of those using the Bing Translator and it was really good stuff.

He never gets tired of repeating on his blog that the goal of his SEO Agency was never to make the money but rather to serve the ever-growing Japanese SEO and IM (Internet Marketing) clientele.

This friend of mine claims that the local SEO is more popular than the international or national SEO for the very first time, just like gravure junior idol is more popular than any other porn in Japan.

He has claimed more than a couple of times on the official blog of his SEO Agency that he never compared the prices of their packages with that of any other company. He claims that their company only charges what they feel is appropriate and reasonable, not what the competition is charging. He claims that he doesn’t even know what more than 60% of the top competitors charge for the similar services.

The Mythical Hindu God Krishna and King David, both milked more Busty Lesbians than their Cattle

Porn has always existed in some form or another. Men and women have fapped to the sounds of other people fucking, to the sound of kissing and not to mention the live visuals of people fucking in the public or with their doors open and when there were none, to their own personal fantasies and those fantasies often included incestual ones.

The single most influential person in an adult person’s life is the one with whom she/he has the greatest sexual chemistry. If you are an adult and still a virgin, then you are yet to meet such a person who could create such an influence on you and you are too lazy to not try hard enough to find one. Seek and you shall find, said Jesus the cursed virgin.

King David got more ass than an average pornstar and that’s why I consider him to be my real hero and prophet. Do you know that the mythical god Krishna of Hinduism is mainly based on King David of the United Monarchy Israel and Judah? Just like the King David, Krishna was busy with his ladies all the time and just like King David, he was more of a pimp than a King or a retired shepherd. Both the retired shepherds, loved to milk busty lesbians more than they loved to milk the sheep.

Both King Krishna and King David also used to make their women wrestle for their personal entertainment and the women who won would usually get to have sex with their personal men for as long as they wanted to along with tons of gold, gems and diamonds.

Japanese Nuru Massage Industry has been seeing more commercial clients than ever before and that AsianSexDiary is the proof

It is no surprise anymore that the escort industry across the globe has been witnessing a larger number of commercial clients than ever before. The same seems to be the case with the Japanese Nuru Massage industry and AsianSexDiary the proof.

I have a very good friend who is a Urologist, he claims that the Erectile Dysfunctions is far more rampant among the circumcised men, and it has most likely to do with the lubes, especially the counterfeit ones, that seems to have been causing it. Since I heard this, I have been using nothing but the oil that they use at Nuru Massage Parlours in Japan to stroke my dick while watching my favorite Mika Tan and Jessica Bangkok videos. 75% of the times when I watch a porn video, it is either a Mika Tan or a Jessica Bangkok video.

Anyways, this Urologist friend of mine whom I just mentioned, has a girlfriend, who is so loyal to him, that when she got pregnant by him and didn’t want the baby, she attributed the baby to the guy with whom she had sex only once and that too with a condom on, and made him pay a huge amount for herself, abortion and the real boyfriend. She loves him so much that she doesn’t ever wanted to feature in a porn movie, but she did it for him with a mask on. She doesn’t like to get choked, but he loves to choke, she gets choked by him all the time, just for his sake and pleasure.

Big Ass Tattooed Chicks are again down to fuck and they are in your own neighborhood

Lack of sexuality makes a man or a woman, a physical, mental and spiritual wreck. If you don’t believe me, then look at the personal lives of the nuns and monks around the world.

I lived in India for quite some time. And living there, I noticed that the monks were the filthiest bastards of them all.

What I found funny in India is that there is always a surplus of dicks available, but there is always a lack of pussies, due to the rampant female feticide there. Now, it is illegal to have the X-Ray of the gender there, which is a great thing for most of the parts. Hope, we will have tons of beautiful Indian women roaming across the streets of different parts of the world, mainly India by 2050.

Indian women are unbelievable easy to the Foreign men, especially if you are White or Black, but they are extremely hard for the Asians, especially Indians. I was lucky to have been born White and hence, I get to enjoy sexy chicks belonging to different races, colors, all over the world.

I have been lurking at different NoFap and related SubReddits lately and the amount of bullshit there is just incredible. I keep trolling those guys all the time, sometimes mixing up with them, pretending to be one of them.

Personally, I agree with all those who believe and claim that semen is a waste product if you don’t want to procreate. Anybody, who doesn’t agree with me, can go jerk off to a good HD tattoo girls sex videos each time he feels horny and see how it benefits his health.

I am Blessed to have found my friend’s ex-wife on a Live Sex Cam Chat Website

One of my very good friends owns a company that produces nothing but sexual lubricants produced using 100% natural ingredients. The tagline of the company reads “Our Lubricants are as Real as Your Wife’s Breasts.”

I am delighted like yourself to learn that more women have joined the porn industry in the past one decade than rest of the history combined, which only shows how open-minded the women all across the world, especially in the western world have become.

One of my good friends since the college days, who currently runs a small-time porn studio in Arkansas, told me that some of the ex-stripper pornstars have created a union and are planning to challenge the three major players in the porn industry – Brazzers, Naughty America and BangBros. To me and himself, it is believable that they may some day challenge relatively small players like the ScoreLand, but Brazzers, Naughty America and BangBros, these 3 have been ruling the internet porn industry for over a decade now to an extent that many people who don’t watch porn too often believe that these 3 have the monopoly over the entire porn industry.

This porn studio owner friend of mine claims that eating buffalo meat makes him horny as the Pornstar Ron Jeremy in his prime. He also believes that it can cure ED of both young and old, straight and gay men if eaten regularly. He even believes that the vaginal dryness issue of the women can be cured with the same, just like it did for his own wife and a couple of pornstars that work with his studio.

This friend of mine is embarrassed that his ex-wife now works as a cam model for what is believed to be one of the strongest Alternatives to LiveJasmin. I am glad that he told me about the same and now I fulfill my fantasy of seeing her naked all night long, I have even been trying to score her using the live sex cam chat with her. She has been showing personal affection to me lately, she doesn’t ask me to go private with her in order to do minor things for me anymore. I wouldn’t care if it costs me friendship with my college friends, I have always believed in ‘Whores over Bros’.

If only the Modern Porn could beat the Vintage Sugar Porn

Whores are the ultimate multitaskers, they can switch positions in a couple of seconds and show you new ways of making love that you never knew before. You have no idea if you haven’t been with one such whore for a long time about how much they discuss with each other all the times about the new ways to have fun in the bedroom or become better at the ones they already know of.

My philosophy of life is that you must bag as many pussies as possible, no matter how much you have to beg for it.

I am one of the most experienced males that you will ever come across when it comes to the game of promiscuous sex. One of the most important things that you men need to learn is that the women who conceal their feelings the most for a man, are the ones who conceal their horniness the most too.

“The Darker a pussy, the more its juicy.”

WaterSports Guru

I don’t know what kind of porn you look at all the time, if you do at all. But for me, the hottest era of porn was the 80s and I cannot seem to ever get enough of that Vintage Sugar Porn pussies, be it be that of the Honey Wilder, Tantala Ray, Kay Parker, Traci Lords, you name it.

I have always been Anti-Celibacy, Anti-Chastity and Pro-Promiscuity, I started hating the concept of celibacy and the so-called chastity at a very young age, when I saw that the monks and nuns were some of the unhealthiest and ugly looking people that I ever came across. Most of them didn’t have any sort of magnificence or charisma, while the most sexually active people of the society, the pro-wrestlers, the actors, rockstars, etc, were just the opposite. So, keep your dicks busy and stay happy, healthy and fulfilled.

The most popular Indonesian male pornstars on Xvideos rarely eat meat but they love to drill those chicks with it

There is not much valid argument from any of the religions of the world against the sexual liberation. They have been trying their best only to lose the debate each time. All those Christian Ministers jack off to Xvideos porn all day all night long. If you don’t believe me on this, then just do a thorough research and know.

I have come to the conclusion lately that eating red meat increases testosterone levels in the short-term but gives you a serious Erectile Dysfunction in the long run. The biggest reason why almost every older man has a serious ED in the countries where they eat a lot of red meat is the same. The overall sex drive of a man who doesn’t eat red meat stays almost the same in his 50s as it used to be in his 20s. The situation is even better with the vegans and vegetarians. They almost never lose it. The age is just a number for them. There is a reason why India is the most populous nation on the face of the earth and the population density of Israel is so high. Israel is the second-least meat-eating nation on earth after India.

I have done a great deal of research on the old men that travel to Thailand to spend the remaining part of their lives in the arms and pussies of beautiful and young Thai women. About 92% of those men are either vegetarians or don’t like to eat much meat. They also prefer to eat at the restaurants where they don’t cook meat, which are really hard to come by in Thailand.

The winner twin gets to sleep with the stunning MILF, the loser twin has to jerk off to celebrity sex videos and that too without using a lubricant

I was really surprised when a friend of mine who runs an adult products store in Los Angeles told me that only about 30% of the adult products are sold through the brick and mortar stores in the western world, the rest 70% are sold online. The percentage maybe even higher for the products sold online in the third-world countries, in some countries, especially the middle-eastern and South-East Asian ones, 99% of the adult products are sold online only. All these statistics only show how narrow-minded and hypocrite the adults are. At one place, they talk about sexual liberation, free sex, LGBT rights, etc, but prefer to buy the adult products from behind the curtains. They don’t understand the fact that if they go to a brick and mortar adult store, they may even meet some like-minded people and get lucky.

It is a pity that the fresh pussies have been losing out to the used pussies that are a lot more popular and wealthy and celebrity sex videos are the proof.

I met and became friends with these twin brothers in the college who I am still in touch with. I didn’t have an idea about what the brothers were up to when it came to their sex life. I got to know when I watched a porn video of theirs with a gorgeous MILF, where both the brothers were having a threesome with the MILF. The video was posted through their original account, so I went on to see all the other videos that the brothers had posted and I came to learn that it was the only threesome video of theirs, otherwise, the brothers’ regular schedule was to have a badminton match each night before going to sleep, the winner gets to sleep with the MILF, the loser had to jerk off to a celebrity sex video and that too without using a lubricant.

The demand for White Blonde Strippers has been the same for decades

I have a friend who runs a strippers agency of his own in Los Angeles, California, who told me that before the strippers used to be most popular with the bachelor parties, but now they are most popular with the divorce parties. The case is the same for both male and female strippers, he added.

He also told me that the demand of the White Strippers is still the same while the demand for the Black, Latin, Arab and Indian Strippers has been on a constant rise for the past few years.

He also said to me that Mujra dance, which originally hails from the Indian Subcontinent is very popular with strippers agencies nowadays. I checked on the Youtube what it really is and I didn’t find anything special about it. I am going to stick with my regular strip dance forever.

Once I made an Indian woman cum twice. She is the wife of an Indian gynecologist who she claims cannot stop fucking his attractive female patients. She cheats regularly on him with different handsome guys like myself. She said thanks to me after I was done fucking her twice. Till date, I am not certain about which coming she referred to.

After availing the services of different services around the world, I have come to the conclusion that red tapism and bad strippers go together. In the countries where there is a lot of red tapism, the strippers are really bad. Take Pakistan for example, the strippers don’t do anything there other than their stupid Mujra dance.

I personally love tall strippers, body, face, dancing skills, all are secondary to me.

Who needs a fuckbuddy? When you can have a sex doll that never throws any tantrums

I have enjoyed tons of Indian and Chinese female escorts during my lifetime. Indians are far more fun in the bed but they throw a lot of tantrums, Chinese on the other hand are the opposite, they don’t have assets like the Indians and their pussies also lack that sweetness but they fully cooperate with you when you put your erect dong inside one of them.

Half-Asian Half-Caucasian women are the most fun in bed, in my personal opinion. There is a reason why I never get tired of hiring the now 50 year old pornstar – Kianna Dior as my personal escort.

I am being honest here. I have never mentioned this on my blog before, but I am still confused as to whether I am bisexual or straight.

Many female escorts, especially the European ones, have been lying about their love for yoga lately. Most of the times when you hire what you believed was a yoga-loving escort, it turns out that she is as stiff as a 21 year old virgin man’s cock who never masturbated in his life. Your best bet nowadays is a mini sex doll, which you can easily buy online.

My biggest crush ever is the professional wrestler Hulk Hogan’s daughter – Brooke Hogan, I really wish all the time that if I ever get to fuck her in the real life. I also keep looking for a sex doll or an escort that looks just like Brooke, but I never had any success with it, although I had a lot of sex with Brooke in my dreams.

I really hope to make millions of dollars with the array of my Autopilot Legal Porn Tube WordPress Sites

One thing that I have observed over my adult life in that the men and women who participate in incestuous activities have a different aura on their face, which oozes sexuality. The moments of sexual pleasure that they enjoyed with their own family members are more durable than the monuments of power.

I have always been as lusty for the money as I have been for the pussy. I once tried to hit on a billion dollar heiress who could see in my eyes that I just wanted her for the money. I made a great mistake that night, I hurried up too much. Anyways, I hope to make millions of dollars with the array of Autopilot Legal Porn Tube WordPress Site that I got done by a renowned expert who has a history of making millionaires. After I get my share of success in this endeavor, I really hope that I will be able to forego the blunder that I committed that night hurrying up too much with that billion dollar heiress.

I don’t know if I ever mentioned this before here on my blog, I suffer with insomnia whenever I do not get any, and for that very reason, three weeks ago I ordered an automatic electric masturbator, which I use to masturbate to some of the videos I have uploaded on my own tube porn websites. I can last as long as 3 hours with it at times, sometimes even more.

I was surprised to see while uploading some porn videos on my porn websites that Tamara Lynn Sytch aka Sunny of World Wrestling Entertainment is now a pornstar. I would have loved to jack-off to her if she looked the way she did back in the late 1990s and early 2000s and enjoyed sex like the good old Chilean Tara Holiday, but I found it hard to jack-off to her.

My MILF neighbor loves to give perfect blowjobs to each and every young, handsome and willing man that she can find

One of the best advises that my grandfather ever gave me was the one that he gave me when I was a teenager and started dating women. He told me that never tell a woman a joke while fucking her, it is a huge turn-off; he then added that some of your friends, especially the older ones might disagree with it, but they are not experienced as myself.

I was once thinking about telling a joke to my MILF neighbor while she was giving me a perfect blowjob but then my grandfather’s words came through my mind and I stopped myself from telling her the job and I believe that I did the right thing, she has never stopped giving me those perfect blowjobs ever, she still does it at least couple of times a week. She fucks around all the time. Her husband gets cuckolded at least 4 times a week.

I have a Bosnian friend who told me that most of the Bosnian rituals involved masturbation or/and sex before the Bosnians got converted to Islam or Christianity. I first found it hard to believe but then I studied the modern Bosnian rituals thoroughly and it turned out that my friend was telling me the truth.

I personally believe that the best exposure that the modern western physicians have done is to discover scientifically that masturbation is beneficial instead of being harmful.

I remember talking to a pornstar on CamSoda once who told me that she finds live sex cam chatting much harder than performing in a porn movie. I was really shocked after hearing it. She also told me that 99% the claims regarding the porn industry being abusive against the female pornstars are fake and it is mostly the male pornstars that are treated badly by the female pornstars on the set.

No matter how sexy escorts I get to meet, I still prefer jerking one off watching a Pornbring video

I met this hot New Delhi Incall Escort last week whose mother was of German ancestry and used to be a huge fan of softcore porn movie actress – Adele Rein. She told me that she and her mother used to watch the movies of Adele Rain with her daughter sitting next to herself.

She also told me that in her initial days of escorting, she wasn’t comfortable with showing her body.

I would say that if the Zodiac Killer’s Fast Punk Rock Band were active by now, they would sing “I want a girl just like this German ancestry Delhi Escort” rather than “I want a girl just like Candy Samples”.

She told me that the son of the naturally busty Cuban-American pornstar – Alanis used to be her boyfriend but since she came to India, he wanks day and night to her pictures.

I remember how hard I used to be in my teens when I used to wank to Traci Lords all the time. I really got that hard after having a glimpse of this New Delhi Incall escort.

I don’t generally hire Russian escort girls. I believe that as much as most Russian women are beautiful, some are exceptionally ugly, one such example is Pornstar – Ashley Evans.

I really find some cam models to be more beautiful than the pornstars.

If I could only marry Candice from Busty Britain, I would never ever hire a pornstar again. I even know a black guy whose most favorite pornstar after Camelia Davis is Candice from Busty Britain.

I keep reading profiles on the Boobpedia in the spare time and it is my second most favorite pastime followed by watching porn on Pornbring.

Apply ice packs on your balls and then edge to free porn videos for hours at a time just like my nephew does

I have a young nephew who wore chastity cage almost all the times for over a year to get rid of his masturbation addiction to the free porn videos, only to come to the conclusion that it is the worst mistake that he ever committed. His dick has shrunken in size since then and he doesn’t enjoy sex or masturbation anymore. He also finds it harder to gain muscle now.

Anyway, I just thought about getting married to my long time girlfriend and I don’t know from where, I got the inclination to write the below lines:-

“A true husband never misguides his wife,

He sticks it in whether his is thick or thin,

He straightens it up whenever you bend.

Men are many with huge stamina but respect the one that was made for you,

Because he is never going to miss a chance to fuck you.”

Me and my current girlfriend whom I have been thinking about proposing for marriage both believe that it is next to impossible to sustain a marriage in the modern times in the western world without free sex and that’s the reason why we are going to fuck around all the time even after getting married.

I just told you the story of my nephew whose size reduced after wearing chastity cage all the time. Here is another nephew of mine who gained size on his dick after he started putting ice cubes on them all the time. He says that his sexual stamina has also increased three times since then.

I would like to end this post by telling you that there is no such thing as a degenerate man or a woman. These are all myths created by the religious rulers to keep ruling upon you. Every human being has different mindset, libido, preferences, views. Learn to respect those and stop calling human beings degenerates.

My wife is always busy chatting with lesbians when I am away

“My wife’s ass is round like a sun,

It is the best fun bun.

It lets me get inside it,

White and bright,

I do with it whatever I think is right,

Before I get to the actual fight.

It poops so bright,

It looks like yellow sunlight.

If it is not there,

Then I will die.

And if I get to be inside it,

I feel like I am on that Cloud 9.”

Recently, I got to learn that my current wife is a bisexual woman. I wasn’t sad to know this truth as I used to be scared that this all-time horny bimbo cheats with other men when I wasn’t around, but now I know that she cheats or chats with women while I am away, which I don’t have any problems with.

She worships Lord Krishna of Hinduism, whom she claims provides her with sexual prowess and she is always on this lesbian chat room website that goes by the name Chat4. She likes her women all jeweled up.

She is against the dad-daughter porn, she believes that it is responsible for ruining several relationships.

I like to refer to my large cock as the baseball bat and her wide pussy as the pitch.

She always wishes that if someone had told her that anal sex is even more addictive than the vaginal sex. She used to always struggle with her sexual addiction in her early 20s, once when she was trying to get rid of her addiction and found it too hard, she was told by a friend that it would be a idea to replace it with anal sex, which she agreed on and to this day wonders why she listened to that advice of her evil friend.

Don’t listen to the monks, have fun with your favorite escort ladies whenever you can

“You are getting robbed each night of your life force, there is still a light as you are young, don’t keep getting robbed until it is too late, this life force that you are carrying in every cell of your body is more precious than anything else in this world.” These are the words of a monk whom I met in Kolkata, Bengal. He stayed right next to my hotel room in Kolkata and when he saw that I was busy playing with my Bengali escorts all the time, he perhaps got really envious, curious or furious, I am still not sure yet about it, anyways, I ignored his words just like I do those of my stupid GF.

One advise that I can give you as a regular dude to the escort services is that you should only go for the escort agencies that listen to you very carefully and your experience will be something really out of a Bangla Choti Kahini.

One of the female escorts that I hired in Kolkata was the daughter of a retired military general. She told me that she is extremely popular with both the local elites and the rich tourists. She really had the class and attitude of a princess which I still cannot forget about. She really enjoyed me and for me, it was a heavenly time.

One thing that I have noticed over the years is that 99% of the female escorts have a naturally smiling face, I am not sure whether it is due to the release of positive hormones all the time because of excessive sex, or is it due to keeping other people happy?

Alexis Fawx and Reagan Foxxx are the greatest modern pornstars – Entrepreneur Robert Jackson

Robert Jackson is a wealthy entrepreneur who owns a company that manufactures body cameras and accessories.

Robert is very proud of his big dick and he has been featured in several porn movies as anonymous male pornstar including one by MomPOV. He says that he would love to be featured in any of the upcoming Alexis Fawx anal videos and he is already in talks with Alexis Fawx in this regard but as you all know that Alexis is one of the busiest pornstars of the modern times, he hasn’t been able to get the date when she will be ready.

Robert started his professional career as a content writer at a full-service web development and internet marketing company.

Robert believes that unhappily married women can make the best pornstar, he likes to give example of Reagan Foxx. He says that he has watched several interviews of Reagan Foxx and he can say with all certainty that she is an unhappily married woman whose husband cannot match up with her extraordinary sex drive. He says that although Reagan comes from a well-off family, she still prefers getting fucked in the front of a camera for money than fucking someone for free, which according to Robert is a very smart thing. He is only worried about her husband’s image in front of his friends who would be hitting up on Reagan all the time. Robert says that it shouldn’t come as a surprise if Reagan fucks with her husband’s friends all the time.

Robert brags that he just needs a 10-minute break after each ejaculation and he can fuck forever.

When my unbelievably sexy GF is not around, I jerk off to Teddyfleece aka Juliatica Porn

My current girlfriend used to run a gigolo agency and she claims to have a great insight about the same. She claims that the gigolos are completely comfortable with fucking a woman in front of her husband, she adds that they rather feel better when the husband is around as well.

She claims that there are more gigolos in Dubai presently than in Israel and it is a sign of great development in the mindset of the Muslim people.

She even dated a gigolo who worked for her own agency. He recently started his own real estate development business with the money he made working as a gigolo. She says that his strength was his unbelievable sexual stamina. He never got tired and could have sex for long as a woman wants and as many times as she wanted.

She tells me that BBCs are not at all popular in the gigolo industry as is perceived by the common men and women. She claims to have tried many BBCs herself and they don’t have the sensitivity of a White, Hispanic or Asian dick.

My big dick really feels good in her pussy and brings her hope at a time when she definitely needs it. She tells me to kiss her ass whenever I disagree with her on anything and I really do kiss her ass right then sometimes unzipping my pants and putting my tomb in that as well.

She moves around wearing nothing but stockings on the holidays and I love her for that. She can make a dead dick come to life with her curves and when she is not around, I have no option but to jerk off to Teddyfleece aka Juliatica Porn.

The chicks in the Top Periscope videos are nothing less than angels

According to my personal experience, fat ballet dancers are the best fucks. These bitches are both flexible and estrogen-rich, so you can enjoy both, the best electric shock on your pussy with your favorite positions, at the same time.

I don’t know why, but women with a hoarse voice turn me on, to an extent that I forget to care about their age, looks and other features, one of the Indian actresses that never fails to turn me on is Rani Mukherjee, and it goes without saying that it is her voice that turns me on, not her looks or anything else.

I have watched some of the Top Periscope videos and I am yet to find an ugly girl on any of those, all those chicks look like angels that just came to earth from another planet. But I am yet to find a bitch there with a hoarse voice.

I have been doing the wife of a carpenter for a while who cut more than half of his dick by mistake while on work. The best thing about her wife is her hoarse voice and Samantha Fox like looks. They live right next door to me and before I knew what was wrong with them, I once saw the wife shopping for dildos with her carpenter husband at an adult store and that’s when I learnt that something is wrong with the couple. I started chasing her ever since and ended up getting lucky. Or in other words, herself and I both ended up getting lucky.

Services of female escorts as a bonus to the best employees is a wonderful idea

Employees are a company’s greatest asset. If your employees are happy, your company is bound to prosper which in turn will increase the number of all sorts of assets of your company, including employees, land, buildings, cash in hand, customers, clients, etc.

I believe that the Goa company owners must provide the services of Margao female escorts if they really want to be called the best bosses ever.

Let’s take one company for example here, The Paul Mitchell Shampoo Company started from the bottom and today is one of the greatest shampoo companies. John Paul DeJoria, the founder himself used to be a salesperson before starting the company. There are hundreds of thousands of employees that work in the Paul Mitchell Systems and only 67 employees have left the company since it started off. John Paul DeJoria really knows how to handle the employees well and he has learnt a lot of it from HR consultancy services London.

Whether it was late Mr. Henry Ford, one of the most legendary entrepreneurs of all time and my personal favorite as well. His power wasn’t only his drive but the way he managed his employees and listened to all their needs.

Henry Ford didn’t waste his precious time shopping for expensive Gucci or Armani suits. He used to spend all of his time managing his legendary company. What a man! A real man!

There is no doubt that Henry Ford managed to create one of the greatest companies ever. The company could have even better if there were any HR consultancy firms like in the modern day. Henry Ford’s focus wasn’t on making money but serving the people and that’s exactly what you need in order to be a great success if you are into business.

Whenever you start working on a business, there are already thousands of things that are needed to be taken care of. I suggest that you hire a nice HR consultancy firm for your HR needs and focus on creating better products/services.

Protein supplements make me lethargic in bed but energetic in gym

If you are a regular seller or buyer of protein supplements, say a big thank you to the plastic molding manufacturers based in the Republic of China. Your whey protein supplement would have been a lot more expensive if the bottle of it wasn’t manufactured in China.

The Chinese companies are responsible for keeping the prices low for thousands and thousands of products including the protein supplement. No wonder why the protein supplement is preferred by the people who can’t afford food rich in protein. If it was some American or European company manufacturing the bottles or jars in which whey protein is carried, the price for the supplement would have been double or triple as the European and American companies don’t know how to manufacture anything cheap. They are extravagant when it comes to the cost of production and poorly so.

I personally do not take any protein supplement when I have an appointment with a Ponda female escort. It makes me lethargic in bed. That’s just me, I cannot say anything about others.

I know a lot of bodybuilders who claim they wouldn’t have touched their protein supplement if it had been any more pricey. I say to them all to thank the Republic of China and its plastic companies for your great looking and functioning body. China has given the world so much and mostly in the past few decades, it has changed the way the world’s economy functions.

If Sir Henry Ford were alive today, he would have spent all his fortune on those gorgeous Palolem female escorts

Henry Ford was the most popular man in America during his time. He still is extremely popular among the youths and his story is one that inspires almost everyone including the old, middle-aged, young, men, women alike.

Do you think Henry Ford could have achieved what he did in his lifetime without going to an engineering university? He was a mechanical engineer and that’s the biggest reason for his success. I know several extremely hard-working people who work 365 days a month and they can hardly make a living. They live to survive and survive to live. Life is nothing but a vicious circle to them. Several of them have turned into anti-natalists, misanthropes and efilists. I feel so pity for them, but I also find myself pity that I can’t do anything for them.

These are not the cavemen times. To make a nice living, you have to be skilled and innovative, and the people also have to recognize that you are one qualified person, and what is better than a university degree to prove your qualification.

It is one thing to dream big dreams and another to live them. People will tell you all sorts of stories that being successful in life doesn’t depend upon your college degree, college education or the experience that you gain by going to one.

Let us come back to the success story of late and legendary Henry Ford. Henry Ford couldn’t have became Henry Ford the legend if he didn’t attend the Bryant and Stratton College and the Detroit Business Institute. Hard work combined with the smart work is what makes you a super-success.

There is no doubt in my mind that Sir Henry Ford would have spent all his fortune on those gorgeous Palolem female escorts if he were alive today.

Doing the right things at the right time are amazingly rewarding and doing the wrong things at the wrong times are ridiculous. Everything must be done at it’s time.

They have Marathi actress escorts in Bambolim, Goa that cost tens and sometimes even hundreds of thousands for a couple of hours

You will read several stories on the internet how the dropouts become a bigger success than the ones who complete their college. Yes, these stories are true but it happens in very rare cases. Education is one of the most important things in life and perhaps the most important after food and shelter.

You must do your best to complete your college education and if the need be, take a loan or borrow from a relative to study. The Rome wasn’t built in a day and you cannot become a perfect human being without academics.

The reason why the parents are so concerned about their children’s studies is that they know the value of completing college. They have been there. If your parents are graduates, they know how much it helped them in their career and perhaps that’s the only reason why they are employed today and if they didn’t go to college, then too they know how better their life would be if they went to one.

You only have 24 hours in a day, there is no extra time to make extra money and to make sure that you make as much as you can within this time period is by increasing your value and your value is tremendously increased if you completed your college education.

Doesn’t matter which field you studied in, you could be an engineer, a commerce graduate or an arts graduate, college is one of the utmost important things in life and you must complete it if you can.

After the success of Michael Dell, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, dropouts and the ones who never went to a college think that it is very cool to not complete your college or never go to one, but you must remember that success stories like those of Michael Dell, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are rarities and most of the people that don’t complete college only regret it afterwards and the same has been said by the dropouts of top British universities.

These guys get to hire the best Bambolim escorts which cost a fortune. They have several Marathi actresses working as escorts in Bambolim. They are just for the top 0.01% of the society.

There are no sexy moans available on Spotify, Pornhub is still the best bet in that regard

It is funny how far us humans have come when it comes to the technology and related stuff. Today, you can download spotify premium and listen to the music of your choice all day long. Until a couple of decades ago, the situation was very different, forget about a couple of decades, up till 2008 October, there was no such great thing as Spotify.

Before Thomas Edison invented the Phonograph, you could enjoy some good music only when a musician was there in the flesh himself/herself. Only the ones who could afford to hire a musician/singer or the ones who had a musician in the family could enjoy regular music. That’s the reason why classical singers were respected so much back in the day, they still are but nowhere near as much.

Just start your Spotify APK and you can listen to whomsoever you want to, the guys and girls in the Western World are enjoying the songs by the Lebanese singer Nancy Ajram, although they don’t know a word of Arabic. The Chinese are listening to and enjoying Punjabi songs and they don’t even understand a word of the Punjabi language. These tech guys are nothing less than a God.

Technology has proven itself to be like the shoot sytem of a plant body. It has only been growing upwards. We now have better medicare facilities, better forms of entertainment, supercars, space shuttles, Aeroplanes, Helicopters and Spotify Premium APK, thanks to the modern technology. Soon enough we will have things we have never even imagined.

Nancy Ajram’s and Cheb Khaled’s songs have inspired so many people to learn the Arabic language and all the credit goes to the Spotify. Could you even imagine listening to any Arabic song of your choice at any moment until about a couple of decades ago?

I tried to find sexy moans on Spotify but couldn’t. I had to go visit Pornhub for the same. I played that when I availed the services of a Goa Massage Service Parlour recently.

Even rookie email marketers get to hire the topmost female escorts around the world

Mark Robertson worked at one of the finest star hotels of a big city. He graduated in Hotel Management from one of the most reputed institutes. He was just 25 at the time. He didn’t like his job. He was working there for the last 2 years. The thought that why he even took admission in the Hotel Management College bothered him day and night. He was one of the most juniors and his seniors would bully him and make him feel worthless all the time. He cursed the day he was advised by a relative to do his graduation in Hotel Management.

He wanted an out but he had no other source of income. A co-worker (let’s call him George D’Souza here) once told him that there is a lot of money to be made online. But our very own Mark Robertson wouldn’t trust him. About 2 months later, Mark Robertson found that Mr. George D’Souza isn’t coming to the hotel for work anymore. Mark had an intuition that George is now doing something big. George was a very hard-working 30 year old man, no girlfriend, no Television, just work all the time. George would do overtime almost every other day when he used to work at the hotel and invested all his savings trying his hand in new small business ventures.

Mark set aside his ego, called George and straight away asked him for his help in starting a new online business. George was a very friendly and nice beyond words guy. George asked Mark to come over to his house anytime after 7 PM. Mark did the same, he was right outside George’s door at 7:15 PM, George welcomed him and told Mark about a few top email marketing service providers. Mark said “What I can do with it? I don’t have a product to sell. I don’t have the money to buy anything wholesale. Even if I did, I wouldn’t be able to risk it. I know you are a genius, George when it comes to doing business, but I am not. How can these email marketing service providers help me?”

Then George told him about drop-shipping business model. George explained to Mark everything like Mark was his younger brother.

Mark is now making about 10, 000 dollars a month doing drop-shipping combined with right email marketing methods.

He was recently in North Goa, where he hired nothing but the most expensive Calangute female escorts.

Getting rid of your warts will make your woman appreciate your dick a lot

Hundreds if not thousands of doctors from USA travel to India each year to learn more about Ayurveda and Ayurvedic medicines.

If you have been looking for a cream or some product to get rid of warts, you must have come across hundreds of them within a couple of hours. I got rid of mine and my Candolim female escort whom I hired for 3 complete days really appreciated it.

Warts are one of the biggest reasons that cause anxiety among the men and women alike. They are the absolute antagonists for your self-confidence and beauty. Imagine seeing the most beautiful woman on earth from the left side and then few seconds later noticing that she has the biggest wart you have ever seen right on the right side of her nose when you finally got to look at her from the front, you will feel like vomiting. The memory of how beautiful the lady is will be all gone in the garbage, let’s use the term recycle bin to be exact. To restore her pretty face in your memory, you will need to first either see her without that ugly beast aka wart or fantasize about her without that price of darkness called wart.

I personally had several friends who were sick of this ugly beast on their faces, arms, neck and some even on the anus, until I told them the foolproof solution to this problem. Mainstream media ought to popularize the proven solution to this problem but they won’t because it doesn’t make them any money. The products that really help eliminating the warts were founded by the people who are more like social workers than business people, the margin for profit is so low for them that they can’t advertise themselves in the mainstream media but they are already getting very popular through word of mouth.

Delhi Nuru Masseuse lost tons of fat with Phenq

Calling Phenq, diet pills or a weight loss supplement would be an injustice. I have never seen a weight loss supplement or diet pills that works so good. The reason why the product is so successful and popular is inevitable; the reason is that it really works.

I got to learn about Phenq for the first time through a Delhi Nuru Masseuse whom I regularly visit. She had lost tons of weight over time and it desperately made me ask her what is it that she did to lose so much of weight in such a short span of time and then she told me about Phenq.

No need to waste your work and productive time listening to the motivational videos inspiring you to lose those extra pounds. This is 21st century amigos and you don’t need to waste any time sweating and getting tired just to keep your weight in order. The old people telling you not to take those Phenq pills are the ones who tried those shitty pills back when they were young. In the 60s, 70s and 80s, the diet pills and weight loss supplements were very popular but none of them worked. Only a few that worked were full of side effects and the side effects by far outweighed the benefits. The only benefit was the weight loss but the side effects were life threatening. This is not the case with the diet pills available in the market today.

Staying fit, good-looking and healthy is one of the most important things in life, perhaps, the most important. But it shouldn’t cost you hours and hours of exercise while you can use these hours to build something new; not to mention the psychological burden that the pressure to exercise everyday builds upon you. If your goal is to lose hundreds of pounds, then I recommend that you should do both the exercise along with taking your Phenq pills regularly. If your goal is to lose 200 pounds within 7-8 months, don’t worry, exercise for a couple of hours every day and take your Phenq too. Don’t wait for the perfect time to take a start, start today.

Philips vs Panasonic Beard Trimmers reminds me of Russian run vs Indian run South Goa escort service back in the late 1990s

Divided trimmer industry is good in the interest of many, but it looks like Philips won’t let any other brand to come anywhere near it when it comes to top notch trimmers. One after another, Philips has been producing some of the greatest trimmers ever. The trimmers available nowadays in the market are better than ever before.

Philips has proven that it is a very visionary company. Up until the 2007, I used to think that they are just another wannabes. Philips phones, TVs, etc nothing has been doing good in the marketplace but they are the pioneers unparalleled when it comes to cool gadgets for guys.

Either you love the Philips trimmers or you hate them, the reason you love them is because they are lovable, they are the best without any doubt, and if you hate them, it is because they are very common, your best friend owns one, your dad owns one, your teacher owns one, your professor owns one and you think whether you can get something different. Yes, you can. There are several other manufacturers struggling to make a mark in the industry. The nearest competitor to Philips is Panasonic. Panasonic has recently been developing some really good trimmers for men and they are doing really well but I personally think that they can do better, keeping in mind how much guys want something new.

It is now Dutch vs the Japanese. I haven’t seen a Japanese electronic brand getting unsuccessful when they are determined to compete. Japanese carmakers have outdone almost every other car make wherever they go. Toyota, Honda, Suzuki, Nissan, they rule the car world. Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha rule the motorcycle industry. American motorcycles have never been as practical and utilitarian as their Japanese counterparts.

It reminds me of a Russian run South Goa escort service and an Indian run South Goa escort service back in the late 1990s when I used to be there.

Keeping a check on 14 carpet stores with XMEyepc while having fun with Russian escorts in Goa

Presley was born to strict Christian parents and they tried their best to make him believe in God, but Presley was a very rebellious secular atheist from the very beginning. Presley would hire escorts all the time when he was in Goa and would send the pictures of him with those Russian escorts in Goa to his parents.

While Presley was in high school, he started working at a small department store. Both the owner of the store and Presley used to watch one of the most popular shows of the time Kenan and Kel together. The owner used to act like the owner of the Rigby’s store in the show Chris and Presley used to act like Kenan and Presley even had a clumsy friend like Kel who would often visit Presley at the Rigby’s and ruin things for him.

When Presley completed his school, he didn’t believe in going to the college and started a small carpet importing business instead. He would import handmade carpets from India and sell them to the retailers and the wholesalers in the USA.

Gradually, Presley’s business and profits rose and he started opening his own stores. Now, after 12 years of that, Presley owns 14 stores in the state of Texas. Managing 14 stores is a little hard and that’s where Presley’s wife Lilith also came in. Both husband and wife together manage their stores and now they have an app installed on their PCs to keep a watch on all 14 stores round the clock which you too can download free.

Both Presley and Lilith hate wasting time on watching the television, social media, surfing internet for no reason, watching useless videos on the Youtube and the like stuff. They are childless currently and are confused whether to have a child of their own or adopt a kid from India or Africa.

Once an escort freak hasn’t hired any since the day he met his fiance

Maxwell is a 24 year young all American boy who was born and raised in poverty. Maxwell didn’t complete his high school due to the bad financial conditions of his parents and he had to start working full time at a department store when he was 16. Maxwell also did lots of petty internet businesses on the side that required zero to little investment.

Maxwell lived in Mumbai for a couple of years where he would hire Mumbai Russian escorts all the time.

Maxwell’s parents and grandparents are devout protestants. Maxwell wants to achieve the pinnacles when it comes to wealth no matter what it takes. Maxwell is a very handsome young man and he has this distinct aura and magnetism that attracts lots of ladies. There is this rich girl named Hannah whom Maxwell met when he was 23. She fell in love with Maxwell the moment she saw him. She found a lame excuse to talk to him for a while and also found an excuse to exchange numbers with him.

Hannah invited him for a dinner couple of days later and Maxwell went for it. After the third date, she fell more in love with Maxwell. Hannah likes to overspend on dates and she also used to drop Maxwell to his house in her Bentley Mulsanne.

Hannah proposed Maxwell to marry her in the month of December this year, Maxwell was waiting for this moment. Maxwell would do anything to become rich. Hannah is a rich heiress and super-crazy for Maxwell. Maxwell is climbing that success ladder and they are about to marry in the month of November this year. Hannah has already given order to the most popular Prescott Kitchen Remodel company to get the kitchen of their new house remodeled.

Maxwell hasn’t even hired any escort since the day he met Hannah.