Aliens also prefer to masturbate to their favorite porno rather than having sex with their partners

A nice pleasurable long wank is a huge accomplishment any day, especially if you do it to your favorite porno film.

I have a somewhat crazy friend who believes that having long hair and beard increases your sexual energy. I don’t know how true it is but this guy himself keeps his hair and beard long and keeps wanking to his favorite porn all the time.

Another friend of mine believes that a handjob is superior to a blowjob any day. This friend of mine gets uncontrollably horny after drinking whisky or coffee and has a huge appetite for Amazon MILFs.

I personally do not understand that why some women with marvelous mountains like to hide them while some others cannot get enough of flaunting them around.

I personally believe that if it weren’t for the advanced pornography and contraceptive methods, the human race would have gone extinct long ago.

I say to all those who believe that wanking and porn are just for the basement prowlers, go do a reality check.

I recently committed a couple of surveys on different discord and slack chatrooms where I discovered that 80% of the men still care more about the boobs than ass. It really seems like that it is a myth that more men have turned from boobs-men to ass-men in the past couple of decades than ever before.

I used to masturbate all the time when I used to work at the farm in my ancestral village but I do it very rarely since I came to the big city that I have been living in now for years.

I recently had a dream about one undiscovered planet in the universe where they give birth to the young ones through masturbation only and these aliens produce only one sperm cell during each ejaculation. They looked just like us.

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