She was just a pornstar with big tits in Versace

I have a friend who lets me slap his busty wife on the face using my 10 inch long cock, whenever she tries to stop me from doing that, I tell her “Shut the fuck up, bitch.”

I once went to a sexual seminar strictly for the men, where the host and other speakers would ask the men to “Raise their cocks” instead of raising their hands.

I recently watched a video of this sexy and busty pornstar who kept singing throughout the video “I am just a pornstar with big tits in Versace.”

There is a porn solution for everyone nowadays. I have a friend who only uses porn for the moans. His wife’s moans aren’t enough to turn him on. His wife doesn’t allow him to watch any porn, she is the one who turns the porn on each time, so that he can hear the sounds. She has already ordered some expensive speakers from the Amazon as she says that now she is only going to download the MP3 version of these videos and play it on the speakers.

Another friend of mine who has always been a porn addict, tells me that the only thing that is keeping him alive is the big boobs porn otherwise he had no point to go on.

Another friend of mine has been claiming lately that because he gets super-horny during the summers, he has come to the conclusion that it is possible to live off the sun energy.

I have a gay friend as well, who says that he gets reminded of a huge cock whenever someone mentions the word ‘banana’ in front of him.

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